He who smelt it dealt it

A lying liar

Breathing heavily into the phone

Going to be santa for halloween, having ppl sit in his lap

Nothing wrong with touching another man's beard

Cybering with his webcam friends

A/S/L ?

Creating his own blog after having a great idea on the john

It is a good day. Giant hoho cupcake for jeff.

Reading off ip addresses like they are nuclear launch codes.

These were kinda important but i was entertained.

'i accidently stapled my hand'. He did and it's gross.

This stapler is an auto-stapling beast. Kind of like a nail gun for staples.

Refuses to let me blog a pic of him using his iphone lightsaber app.

Even shorter hair than me now

Back on the wagon after one year

Refuses a celabratory coke on the first anniversary of the soda bet

Needs a haircut to end our nonbet

'why don't you just shit in a bowl and feed it to me for lunch.' -j.f. 7/18/08

Jeff about to post to his inferior blog

Browsing internet on iphone with 3 monitor computer on high speed internet six inches away

Really getting shaggy

Literally just asked me 'do you feed your gorilla estrogen'. Wtf?!

Who knows. Maybe eating a cookie.

Blurry jeff with headphones

Stapling crotch hole back together?

Vacay

Nope it's scientology. Also, my phone has the word 'scientology' in its dictionary by default. Weird.

Vacay

Didn't know how else to show this to you. Biggest sponsor is scientology?! Or could dianetics be some moto part maker?

Hooded jeff coding up a storm

'That is neat'

Jeff's table graffiti

Just found out he's a hipster

DJ jazzy jeff

Learned about sick rolling today

It's mah birfday!

Fifty shades of pink in his google calendar

Popping bubble wrap to annoy me

Bizarro ear wax jeff

Chili... It's gonna be a rough afternoon.

A lying sack of ...

Tying my foot to a chair with a network cable for some reason.

He lied to me and said he would give me a foot massage.

Jeff's a turkey vulture

Hiding from the papparazzi

Up top

Extreme close up

That third monitor really gives him trouble every day

Stress filled morning

Having 3rd monitor issues

Arctic jeff leaving work

Jeff in the dark

But comforted by the soft glow of his monitors.

Reverse angle